Tarzan joke
got this on a joke list yesterday
The day Jane met Tarzan, she was immediately attracted to him. She began asking questions about his life in the jungle, and was most interested in what he did for sex.
“Sex,” he asked? "What sex?"
She explained what sex is, and he responded “Oh, for sex Tarzan use hole in tree.”
Jane said, “Oh, Tarzan. You need to learn the proper way to have sex.” She removed her clothing, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs, wide. “Here, Tarzan,” she said, pointing to her pussy. “Put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth and then kicked Jane in the crotch, as hard as he could.
Jane was contorted in agony, and gasped, “Why on earth did you do that?”
“Tarzan always check for bees, first!”
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Adam
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